Cleaning the slide?

So, last Sunday, Danny's family had their monthly birthday party for April. There were about 30 of us there. Mostly all the kids were playing in the backyard, and the adults were all in the living room, talking and playing games. I was talking, when I looked up and saw this:

In this picture, you can see Robert telling off Peter for peeing on the grass as Ethan pees on the slide. You can also see Jeremy climbing up the ladder, ready to slide down.

I know the picture is small, but, yes, that is Ethan, PEEING ON THE SLIDE! I guess he couldn't hold it? Thought it would be fun? Was making his own waterslide? Who knows. Either way, my screams of "NOOOOOO" were too little too late. (As though he could have heard me anyway) But, as I yelled "NO" the whole family looked out the huge picture windows, just in time to catch the show. As we were all DYING with laughter (Danny was literally on the floor, and I was crying, I was laughing so hard), we didn't see that he had finished and pulled his pants up. But we did look up in time to see that he was about to slide down the pee soaked slide. This time there was a collective "NOOOOO", but it was too late. He slid down the slide....pee flew everywhere, even onto his cousin Peter, who happened to be standing at the bottom of the slide. We all laughed even harder than before. It couldn't get any funnier, until we looked up and saw that little Jeremy was about to slide down right after him. Luckily Jeremy's daddy, Robert was outside, cleaning the yellow liquid from Peter's face, when he noticed little Jer about to go down too. He caught him just in time. In a world where there are camcorders accessible everywhere, there wasn't one nearby for this little episode. I think we could have won the $100,000 grand prize from America's Funniest Home Videos.